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Is a nice guy who you can trust, is funny, and dependable. He also always lightens up the mood and can party, but can also be quite awkward and wierd and quirky at times. Overall Kolson is a overall Chad and alpha male and would make a great boyfriend.
wow, kolson is so nice I really like him
kolson by lightninbolty September 25, 2019
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1.What you call someone who is self attracted.
Kolson: I will fuck myself
Overall sweetheart who will have no problem making fun of you and having fun. He will always love and keep all of his promises. He will be perfect for a girl named cassidy.
Aw! He wrote you that he’s such a kolson
Kolson by Hicktown333 October 29, 2018
He is the most handsome, strong, nerdy, most athletic person you’ll meet. A great partner he is. He will meet a brunette named Savannah for his soulmate.
He is such a Kolson
Kolson by Malicious 79 July 30, 2021

Dirty Kolson 

when a man lets a girl slurp berry fanta out of his penis hole
I pulled a Dirty Kolson last night with this dude
Dirty Kolson by ellagracyn April 15, 2020
A gay dude who wrestles and has no clue about current or past events.
Hey Kotson, Your wife wants to Netflix and Chill, is that cool with you?
Kotson by Gay Frank January 29, 2016
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