Is a nice guy who you can trust, is funny, and dependable. He also always lightens up the mood and can party, but can also be quite awkward and wierd and quirky at times. Overall Kolson is a overall Chad and alpha male and would make a great boyfriend.
Overall sweetheart who will have no problem making fun of you and having fun. He will always love and keep all of his promises. He will be perfect for a girl named cassidy.
He is the most handsome, strong, nerdy, most athletic person you’ll meet. A great partner he is. He will meet a brunette named Savannah for his soulmate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.