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Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."
"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."
by Mat IV October 10, 2008
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To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
by Running out of patience July 19, 2008
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To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.
After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.
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To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.
by Michale Felker April 19, 2006
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Slang for rape or abuse.
One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)
by BlazinPirate July 21, 2003
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A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.
I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"
by CP1477 February 10, 2004
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past tense for rape (i.e. raped)
who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime
by charlie December 05, 2003
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