Kobe'd

Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."

"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."

by Mat IV January 21, 2009

Kobe'd

When you snitch on your friends to cover your bad actions by saying they did the same thing. However, the difference between you and them is that they weren't caught and if they were, they would never break man code.
What Kobe Bryant did when he was accused of rape. Told on Shaq and other teammates to his wife to cover his ass.

Man, Shawn straight up Kobe'd me after his girl caught him cheating with breezy he met at the club. He told his girl that it was my fault because my side piece is her friend...so his girl called my girl!

by Mista Mista November 24, 2014

Kobe'd

the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have sex with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university's football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.

1. Pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!

2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true

by John Servo June 13, 2004

Kobe'd

Originating from the recent allegations against basketball star Kobe Bryant, this was taken from the police transcrips during his interview. The "Kobe" is a specific sexual act which the athlete enjoys with his women. The male releases his "product" onto the face of the woman he is with.

We were watching a porn and the asian got Kobe'd.

by Zac October 05, 2004

kobe'd

To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.

"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."

by Running out of patience August 14, 2008

kobe'd

Slang for rape or abuse.

One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)

by BlazinPirate July 21, 2003

kobe'd

To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.

Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003