knurd

"The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett

"If I drink any more coffee I risk being knurd."

by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005

knurd

the original spelling of nerd.
started at MIT as in drunk backwards, saying that nerds are sober.

What a knurd.

by GëkBoy May 8, 2003

knurd

knurd which is drunk backwards, it means the same thing as drunk. its used when people want to say to drunk but dont want people to know. its also sometimes pronouced knurd-d-d-d-d as you may stutter as you would be drunk.

person 1- bruv im so knurd right now
person 2- well im knurd-d-d-d-d

by bulbalot June 28, 2009

knurd

It's drunk backwords, its just a code word, like kcuf (fuck) and drater (retard).

Man I was still knurd after last night.

by The ultimate man who knows everything December 14, 2006

knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)

dude i want to knurd tonight so badly

by me February 15, 2003

Knurd

The opposite of drunk. If you are drunk you are unable to perceive reality properly, being knurd is having your comfortable illusions of life being stripped away and all of life's terrors are exposes.

Samuel is two drinks away from being drunk and is, therefore constantly a little bit knurd all the time.

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx November 10, 2020

knurd-d-d-d-d

drunk backwards. it has the same meaning as drunk, its used to style out if you drunk

man in knurd-d-d-d-d

by bulbalot June 20, 2009