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KNOTTY PINE 

While you have your sexual partner of choice bent over on a WOOD floor in the doggy style position lift their arms up behind the back so their face is on the floor then commence to fuck your partner around the room
"Jane's face finely healed after two weeks of pulling out pine shards, but she still cant wait for another KNOTTY PINE from Dick"

"Dick cant wait for Jane to get home his buddies at the shop dared him to give her a KNOTTY PINE"
KNOTTY PINE by Mr. Scheidler January 24, 2009
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knottypinebitch 

An amazing fan page with great taste in music who needs more followers cus their awesome
knottypinebitch is so cool you should go follow them otherwise your toes might be cut off by someone in the middle of the night by me.

Knottypinebitch 

An amazing fan page that I love with great content that makes people happy. She needs more followers cause she’s awesome and amazing. The person is an absolute great person with great taste and I love her.
I love knottypinebitch

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026