When someone from another room hears
you knock over an object and thinks you did, but
in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no
apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over
grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth
protest too much