knarp knarp

it's mainly a plump green cat or animal with antennas, and lives on KN16357ARP or planet knorp klarp (kno-rp kl-a-rp) and speaks their native language knarpish mainly just gibberish and can be translated to English like gloopercorconfondeadeepbloob which means "can you pass mee the salt please?". they live in small huts that can fit a family of 10 knarp knarps. their diet consist of very delicious meals and berries, the most popular dish and berry to be the glopgoopeep a dish consisting of very good nutrition and vitamins with it's berries, sugar, etc. and knorp klarps most famous berry is the klebby an actual blue razzberry.

oh looks it's an knarp knarp standing on our front porch

by koffviii :3 January 10, 2024

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knap stat

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

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fred knap

The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.

Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria

by The_Young_Drafter January 26, 2017

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