knarp knarp

it's mainly a plump green cat or animal with antennas, and lives on KN16357ARP or planet knorp klarp (kno-rp kl-a-rp) and speaks their native language knarpish mainly just gibberish and can be translated to English like gloopercorconfondeadeepbloob which means "can you pass mee the salt please?". they live in small huts that can fit a family of 10 knarp knarps. their diet consist of very delicious meals and berries, the most popular dish and berry to be the glopgoopeep a dish consisting of very good nutrition and vitamins with it's berries, sugar, etc. and knorp klarps most famous berry is the klebby an actual blue razzberry.

oh looks it's an knarp knarp standing on our front porch

knarp knarp by koffviii :3 January 10, 2024

knap stat 

knap stat is short for knappy status. it means gross, disgusting, ugly, and filthy. see nappy. some spell it nappy, but its a whole lot better if you spell it with a k. people can be knap stat, clothes, food, pretty much anything.

BAMF and MFKW see a fat girl walking by with really tight clothes on, and her fat is hanging out everywhere.

MFKW: "well thats knap stat."

BAMF: "i agree."

knap stat by dsoghaskdg February 19, 2009

fred knap

The one true god of drafting, in the ancient mythologies he was the bearer of all creation and he himself was the one being that could end all creation with the shittest joke you could ever hear. Fred was commonly mentioned in Egyptian Hieroglyphics in a story where he conquered the legnedary Lochness Monster and kept it as his pet. He plays NBA on rookie difficulty. He also whistles at shirtless boys. His eveil twin, pank derf challenged his throne and only after countless battles, realized that he and pank were one and the same. AKA Draft Lord.

Fred Knap is very charitable and has given countless drafting lessons to kids in Niggeria

fred knap by The_Young_Drafter January 26, 2017

Knare

When you are so ambivalent about something that you can't be bothered with the whole phrase 'I don't know and I don't care'

Thanks for sharing that but I just don't knare

Knare by Littleladybird June 14, 2016

David Karp

hipster CEO of tumblr who lives with his 16 cats in new york and makes blogging difficult just because.
he has serial killer eyes

Sarah: Why do we need to remove big text?
David Karp:WHY?

BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.

David Karp by isaidso11 August 22, 2011

Pulling a karp 

Finding yourself rejected by any woman, or man possible.

"Damn man i feel bad for mike, the poor guy keeps pulling a karp"

Pulling a karp by bobby D' October 10, 2011

Knark 

Norwegian slang, often used in Bergen, meaning: drug addict or a person who uses a lot of drugs.

Henrik: "Have seen that knark Daniel?"
Jonas: "No, but he is probably doing drugs under a bridge."

Knark by TheDefinator2000 November 6, 2018