A disease that is not common. The way this disease effects the human being is usually through unfocused behavior along with uncontrollable spams that can cause sleep deprivation. Typically there are three distinctive levels to this disease the most severe is gleaming which is separate from regular kleptyke which there is no cure or possible treatment. Can be found in 20 cases per year in the united states alone.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.