klamut 

An extremely popular and well liked guy who is really attractive, quite intelligent, and looked up to by others.

"Today I heard her friend totally called me a klamut!" said John.

"That's awesome, dude! she obviously digs you!"
replied Jack.

klamut by James Johnnson November 15, 2007

Klamath Falls 

Located in southern Oregon.
The anus of Oregon.

A city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

It snows anytime between the months of November and May.

Gets hotter than Hell in July and August.

3 seasons; Winter, Rain, and Construction.

A place where damn Californians move to because they don't know any better.

A place where EVERYONE is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

Home to the OIT Hustlin' Owls. Basketball Champs!!!

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we don't want you here, please leave.

Klamath Falls by Dani89 April 16, 2008

Klamath Indian 

A aboriginal person of the upper Klamath lake region. They used to live in small groups much like the "sets" or "cliques" in modern urban areas. Usually much bigger physically and historically more violent than other tribes. Like the Filipino people they had much fun killing the invading Spaniards...this is why the Spanish names of cities stop in the Northern California and Southern Oregon area. They have a love-hate relationship with their literal cousins the Modoc. (Modoc are famous for the Modoc War-Captain Jack aka. Kintpuash killed off U.S soldiers until he got bored and turned himself in)

WARNING-PISSING OFF A KLAMATH IS NOT A BRIGHT IDEA!

grandson-"Man that Klamath Indian has a knife!"

grandpa-"Those Klamath Indians ALWAYS have knives, and they shoot first-ask questions later."

Klamath Indian by jackson county historian September 24, 2009

Klamath Falls 

A city ,in south central Oregon, home to a vast array of mostly, unemployed, white trash. The town boasts the highest per capita population of baby daddies and baby mommas west of the Mississippi. The local mottos are "If I don't work, I can't get fired." and "More kids, more welfare, 'nuff said."

Your acting like you live in Klamath Falls. Quit looking for handouts.

Klamath Falls by bighoss March 14, 2010

klammt 

The state of one's asshole after one has been screwed by a large penis. Said asshole usually remains in this stretched state for 1-2 hours.

After that black man screwed me anally, my ass was klammt for, like, 2 hours!

klammt by arrogance1317 April 14, 2011

Klamath Falls 

The armpit of Oregon, a total shit stain of a town. Population 40,000... but why the fuck would that many people want to live there? Otherwise known as the Dirty Klam, (due to the filthy white trash, and disgusting majority of obese men, women, and children, and the meth head infestation in town) and also known as Klam-Meth Falls, ('nuff said). Home to a few 12 step treatment centers, (because there's nothing to do here except drugs) Oregon Tech, (the highlight of town), and a few famous stinky hobos, such as Wolverine, and Panda Bear. Natives of Klamath Falls seem to be the most fucking brain dead, ignorant people you will ever meet. There is also a good chunk of white boys who try to act black thinking they are hard. Go ahead and challenge one of them to a fight, they will run like little pussies when the real thing is about to start anyways. There are plenty of teen moms, and illegitimate children in Klamath Falls. This is due to the fact that some are too fucking stupid to know what a condom is, or they spent that condom money on drugs. other common excuses for having children include: they couldn't afford birth control, and I dont believe in abortions. Well way to go ya fuckin retard because now you're barely paying any attention to the kid you are supposed to raise and ruining his or her life so you can go and smoke meth, teach them to smoke meth, steal, teach them to steal, or stab someone.

Most women in this town usually have more children than missing teeth, (which is a ridiculous amount), and the tweakers! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Klamath falls is a fucking disgrace
welcome to the dirty klam bitch.
Hey Klamath Falls inhabitants, I'm gonna ask you to do something neither physically nor anatomically possible: GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
come on down and visit klamath falls, where the house prices are cheap because its a shitty fuckin' place to live or visit. Come see klamath lake which is basically a giant toilet covered in algae!

Klamath Falls by Jasonic January 11, 2013

Klamath Grand Slammer 

When the second cock doesn’t knock your Copenhagen out of your mouth.

After three Klamath Jammers, he finally managed a Klamath Grand Slammer!

Klamath Grand Slammer by The Natist June 11, 2021