klammt

The state of one's asshole after one has been screwed by a large penis. Said asshole usually remains in this stretched state for 1-2 hours.

After that black man screwed me anally, my ass was klammt for, like, 2 hours!

by arrogance1317 April 14, 2011

Klammaborgari

When she (or he) has severe chlamydia and it has a resemblence of a cheeseburger in one’s pants.

Elín is the biggest klammaborgari in school.

by siturdur February 9, 2018

Franz Klammer

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier

If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.

by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

klamut

An extremely popular and well liked guy who is really attractive, quite intelligent, and looked up to by others.

"Today I heard her friend totally called me a klamut!" said John.

"That's awesome, dude! she obviously digs you!"
replied Jack.

by James Johnnson November 15, 2007

Klamath Falls

Located in southern Oregon.
The anus of Oregon.

A city where you can use your heater and air conditioning in one day.

It snows anytime between the months of November and May.

Gets hotter than Hell in July and August.

3 seasons; Winter, Rain, and Construction.

A place where damn Californians move to because they don't know any better.

A place where EVERYONE is conservative and if you try to take our guns away or mess with our water rights bad things happen.

Home to the OIT Hustlin' Owls. Basketball Champs!!!

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we don't want you here, please leave.

by Dani89 April 16, 2008

Klamath Indian

A aboriginal person of the upper Klamath lake region. They used to live in small groups much like the "sets" or "cliques" in modern urban areas. Usually much bigger physically and historically more violent than other tribes. Like the Filipino people they had much fun killing the invading Spaniards...this is why the Spanish names of cities stop in the Northern California and Southern Oregon area. They have a love-hate relationship with their literal cousins the Modoc. (Modoc are famous for the Modoc War-Captain Jack aka. Kintpuash killed off U.S soldiers until he got bored and turned himself in)

WARNING-PISSING OFF A KLAMATH IS NOT A BRIGHT IDEA!

grandson-"Man that Klamath Indian has a knife!"

grandpa-"Those Klamath Indians ALWAYS have knives, and they shoot first-ask questions later."

by jackson county historian September 24, 2009

Klamath Falls

A city ,in south central Oregon, home to a vast array of mostly, unemployed, white trash. The town boasts the highest per capita population of baby daddies and baby mommas west of the Mississippi. The local mottos are "If I don't work, I can't get fired." and "More kids, more welfare, 'nuff said."

Your acting like you live in Klamath Falls. Quit looking for handouts.

by bighoss March 14, 2010