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When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.
I was so wasted this weekend, I'm sure he went Kizer on me.
Kizer by La Cochina November 5, 2018
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the man took a kizer in his pants therefore he couldnt go to work
kizer by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013
The man was pog with his piplup
Therefore he was a kizer
kizer by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon October 10, 2021
One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.
Jocelyn: Hey, did I tell you about my friend, Kizer?
Mya: No, but he sure sounds really sweet!
Kizer by v4mp_bunny November 22, 2021

Kizer Picture 

A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture

A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels

are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life

truly defines it
Kizer Picture by GodOfCancer September 29, 2019

kizer harper 

He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.
kizer harper by Justin ligma December 1, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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