by paul kizerrrrr March 26, 2013
Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
by kasers October 20, 2009
When you run out lube for anal sex so you grab a bottle of Budweiser off the night stand and use that instead.
by La Cochina November 05, 2018
A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture
A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels
are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life
truly defines it
A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels
are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life
truly defines it
by GodOfCancer September 29, 2019
He is a handsome nice funny and all around cool guy. His eyes are amaizing and all the girls love him , he is very very popular.
by Justin ligma December 02, 2018
November 4th also know as National Kizer Day is one of the biggest holidays of the year, everyone draws or shiny hunts the mythical Pokémon piplup for lord Kizer and eats togepi soup, International Kizer day is on November 3rd were we all change are pfp to the mythical Pokémon piplup for the day.
Kizer: @TogeCian Where’s my piplup art
TogeCian: Piplup sucks
RileyJ: 😱
Kizer: DIE
TogeCian: ☠️
(Kizer Day)
TogeCian: Piplup sucks
RileyJ: 😱
Kizer: DIE
TogeCian: ☠️
(Kizer Day)
by PiplupTheEggEatingDragon November 01, 2021
One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.
by v4mp_bunny November 22, 2021