One of the sweetest boys you’ll ever meet. He is the funniest person and always makes sure that you’re doing okay. He puts all of his time & energy into you and never lets you feel upset. He has the cutest laugh, but he normally laughs at his Faygo or Carti jokes. He doesn’t know how to spell “float” and has an unhealthy obsession with hot chips. He knows everyone and is always insanely kind to them. He likes to sing christmas songs and talk to his friends on the phone. He is one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever get.
Jocelyn: Hey, did I tell you about my friend, Kizer?
Mya: No, but he sure sounds really sweet!
A Picture took so badly no one can figure out what it means and the guy who took the picture needs to be completely unaware of how bad the photo really is
A "KIZER": Look at this picture
A normal human: WTF is this , this is the worst picture i have seen in my life ,this is basically random pixels
are you retarded or something this is the worst Kizer Picture i have seen in my life
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.