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Luke kitona 

Some guy that jayy promised he would remember once he’s was famous
True story, luke kitona, If he’s out there
Luke kitona by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022
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kirtoned 

Tries to fix/change/correct/maintain something and completely screws it up.
He just kirtoned that database.
kirtoned by Sum1oranother March 27, 2008
'I was right kirton last night'
kirton by Bigʟee October 24, 2013
the hottest dude i’ve ever met. met him through my ex and now we have a thing. he’s a funny, sweet, and caring dude who always (sometimes) puts others first. is afraid to hurt others and will do everything in his power not to. everyone wants to date a kipton and it’s hard to tie him down.
kipton is the hottest dude i know
kipton by Petsareawesome1212345678 November 12, 2019

Kirton Lindsey 

A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.

Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...

Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.

Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.

Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.
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guy1: aww my chick is kixting me.
guy2: huh?
guy1: kiss-texting me, you moron. duh.
guy2: oooooh......whats she wearing?
kixting by JoseCuervOOOO February 27, 2011