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A paedophilic pigeon who used to rape other pigeons. He’s human now though. He can be easily aroused by any gender. Secretly addicted to fapping. Openly dead on the inside, dying outside. Will fight u for food. Also, his head is literally shaped like a cube wtf?!?!?
The new kid is so wierd. He keeps talking to the pigeons!
I think he’s a Kitu.
Kitu by Khosla August 19, 2018
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KITU is the sweetest, cutest, most humble girl you will ever meet. You can’t flirt with her, because she’s for some reason immune, but she’s incredibly funny, and so so talented. Kitu is smart, though incredibly hard on herself, she’s a great dancer, an even greater friend, and the greatest most genuine person you’ll ever meet. If you meet her and aren’t in love with her, you’re lying to yourself.
ur mom.com cause i didn’t want to write a sentence
wow 😡😡
i love you kitu!
Kitu by agirlinlovewithchloe November 21, 2021
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Look at Jeff over there he has a kiturro
kiturro by Jeff\Migee October 5, 2021
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KITUS by DR0NE May 1, 2013
a rare and endangered creature also known as the "cuddle monster." If you come in contact with a Kitune, you may experience periods of extreme comfort and satisfaction. Approach a Kitune with caution and be prepared for pain in the upper jaw for excessive smiling. Separation from a Kitune will cause headaches and restlessness. See a doctor immediately if symptoms continue for more than a week
The minute I saw Kitune, I couldn't bare to let go. Now that she escaped, I'm on anti-depressants...
Kitune by Kitune-affected January 4, 2011

Kitugawa 

Kitugawa is a filthy female that called others pedos despite owning questionable content on her phone, she also harasses others for breaking up with her and she is a manipulative bitch!
"Oh look you pulled a Kitugawa!!"

"Haha ripoff content cop 🤡🤡~Summer"

"Shes my gurl!~summer"

"Shut up nerd~Klukbrando"
Kitugawa by AtomicStarbucks June 29, 2020
Mike has a kiturro
Kiturro by Big big big mike October 6, 2021
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