Kitu

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A paedophilic pigeon who used to rape other pigeons. He’s human now though. He can be easily aroused by any gender. Secretly addicted to fapping. Openly dead on the inside, dying outside. Will fight u for food. Also, his head is literally shaped like a cube wtf?!?!?

The new kid is so wierd. He keeps talking to the pigeons!
I think he’s a Kitu.

Kitu by Khosla August 19, 2018

Words you can keep

Kitu

KITU is the sweetest, cutest, most humble girl you will ever meet. You can’t flirt with her, because she’s for some reason immune, but she’s incredibly funny, and so so talented. Kitu is smart, though incredibly hard on herself, she’s a great dancer, an even greater friend, and the greatest most genuine person you’ll ever meet. If you meet her and aren’t in love with her, you’re lying to yourself.

ur mom.com cause i didn’t want to write a sentence
wow 😡😡
i love you kitu!

Kitu by agirlinlovewithchloe November 21, 2021

Related Words

KITUS • kiturro • Kituation • Kitugawa • Kitunde • Kitune • KitUntitled • Kitussy • Kituxi • Pusha kituk

kiturro

Ginormous penis

Look at Jeff over there he has a kiturro

kiturro by Jeff\Migee October 5, 2021

KITUS

Keep It To Ur Self

girl: omg i love jb!

boy: KITUS!

KITUS by DR0NE May 1, 2013

Kitune

a rare and endangered creature also known as the "cuddle monster." If you come in contact with a Kitune, you may experience periods of extreme comfort and satisfaction. Approach a Kitune with caution and be prepared for pain in the upper jaw for excessive smiling. Separation from a Kitune will cause headaches and restlessness. See a doctor immediately if symptoms continue for more than a week

The minute I saw Kitune, I couldn't bare to let go. Now that she escaped, I'm on anti-depressants...

Kitune by Kitune-affected January 4, 2011

Kitugawa

Kitugawa is a filthy female that called others pedos despite owning questionable content on her phone, she also harasses others for breaking up with her and she is a manipulative bitch!

"Oh look you pulled a Kitugawa!!"

"Haha ripoff content cop 🤡🤡~Summer"

"Shes my gurl!~summer"

"Shut up nerd~Klukbrando"

Kitugawa by AtomicStarbucks June 29, 2020

Kiturro

Comically large penis

Mike has a kiturro

Kiturro by Big big big mike October 6, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026