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kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.
Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.
kissy dick by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011
Words you can keep
When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.
"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"
Dick Kiss by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007

kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed
Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"
kiss my dick by Todos mamons August 10, 2016
Originated from the Latin "kisus dicus"
Discribes the process of the penis being intermittently kissed while the female is trying to get comfortable in the lead up to a full blown headjob or Russian kiss.
Time frame : varies from a few seconds to sometimes minutes.(Site dependant).
Usually very pleasant but very often not noticed due to anticipation of the later
'can I have a dick kiss tonight honey'
dick kiss by TAMECA January 11, 2005

National kiss and grab dick day 

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want
Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

Kisse dicker 

When a guy is a player
Kisse dicker by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018

Kiss Under The Dickletoe 

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe
Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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