kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

Dick Kiss

When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.

"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"

by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007

kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed

Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"

by Todos mamons August 10, 2016

dick kiss

Originated from the Latin "kisus dicus"
Discribes the process of the penis being intermittently kissed while the female is trying to get comfortable in the lead up to a full blown headjob or Russian kiss.
Time frame : varies from a few seconds to sometimes minutes.(Site dependant).
Usually very pleasant but very often not noticed due to anticipation of the later

'can I have a dick kiss tonight honey'

by TAMECA January 11, 2005

National kiss and grab dick day

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want

Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

by Applesause22 October 27, 2019

Kisse dicker

When a guy is a player

Lonny is such a kisse dicker

by Mynameicannotsay August 25, 2018

Kiss Under The Dickletoe

When you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d*ck out and get it sucked or f**ked

At Christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the dickletoe

Jack:"Hey Gary sophies under the mistletoe "

Gary:"Going to see if I can ket s kiss under the dickletoe"

Gary:"I love christmas"

by hercumungous March 3, 2016