kiss the cat

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.
Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"
by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010
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Kiss the 'cat goodbye

Doing poorly on the Medical Collages Admissions Test (MCAT).
Well, I certainly can kiss the 'cat goodbye. Let's get pissed.
by ChillibowMark June 21, 2004
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Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.
Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!
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