Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.
Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.
by hambone11 December 25, 2012
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