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A term referring to an asexual or someone who gets too many facelifts. Insecure ugly old woman who thinks a facelift will save her lost looks.

The only man who will give her the time of day is a fat truck driver with a beer belly named carey.
pitiful old bitch got another facelift, must be a kishbaugh.
by carey kishbaugh shit man January 28, 2009
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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