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To orgasm on someone’s neck, either intentionally or unintentionally while aiming at their face.
Shawty was slinking my shit stupid style and I pulled out of her mouth to cum on her tits but missed and gave her a kirkshot
Kirkshot by Slonkus stupidus stylus September 10, 2026
Singular of kirkshots, the act of ejaculating upon someone’s neck.
Shawty slonked my shit silly style last night! I tried to cum on her tits but I missed and gave her a kirkshot instead
Kirkshot by Slonkus stupidus stylus September 10, 2026

Gunna 12 Zunna 223 Kirkshot

When 12 guys throat fuck your girl on the 31st of October and snatch her buns
Gunna 12 Zunna 223 Kirkshot- When your huzz (preferably a white girl) goes to a halloween party and gets drunk and proceeds to her organs rearranged by 12 guys (any skintone)

But its okay because you have her heart but they got her throat and her body💔💔💔💔🫩🫩🫩😔😔😢😢😢

The Kirk shot

When a bunch of conservative men, that all say they are Charlie Kirk, sit in a circle and masturbate each other until completion at which point they aim at each other's necks, similar to a pearl necklace
"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"
The Kirk shot by mld1986 December 17, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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