Kirk

Kirk is a pussy type boy, he was a pussy then and now , ABM how. He's scared of arpits

Fuck my kirk

by Syigsody August 12, 2019

Kirk

A cheater on games.

*Playing on SvR2010*

Kirk (3 weeks ago): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Player 2 (Current time): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Kirk (Current time): "CHEATER YA CANT THAT DO THAT! I NEVER DID THAT! *puts pad down seething with anger*

by PhilCrustybum September 22, 2011

Kirk

To lie, front, or cap

That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.

by We Rep the Pine May 22, 2006

Kirking

When one drinks too much on the weekend and then realizes before they go to sleep that work is going to suck tomorrow.
Also is known to put hoes before bros.

Steve: Dude it's Sunday. You're drinking way too much and kirking yourself for the rest of the week.
Brian: Ugh work is gonna suck tomorrow.

by Cockopotomous January 13, 2018

Kirking

A person that is a giant pussy, often gets offended by the Internet. They have a gaping vagina and claim nothing makes is sore. However, a combination of retardation and being ugly as fuck helps to prove otherwise.

Why are you always kirking ? You catch feeling all the time like a little bitch.

by Easyp August 10, 2016

Kirk

An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.

"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"

by Angry Room-mate February 6, 2010

Kirk

A person with a very small cock that will invert by the time hes 20 and also is a big crack head just like his parents.

Dont be a kirk.

by 222222222222222222222223445678 March 13, 2018