kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.

that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man

by kylie.mustachio. January 21, 2010

Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.

Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"

by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017