king shoey Share definition Flag a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear. dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down) guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'" king shoey by klangrob August 16, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the king shoey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch