Definitions by klangrob

king shoey

a person who is overly enthused with dumb, campy, and/or overpriced footwear.

dummy - "Hey guys notice anything new" (points down)
guy - "yeah you footwear is so 'king shoey'"

king shoey by klangrob August 16, 2011

Merch

someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals

guy 1 - dude he's so Matt-Lynch
guy 2 - lets back up a little

Matt-Lynch by klangrob August 16, 2011

Merch