King Julien, the most awesome lemur known to man. He is the one that you always want by your side. King Julien is incredibly attractive and cool. Known to be super handsome and attracts everyone. You want to be King Julien.
Dee: Is that an incredible attractive man?
Joe:You mean King Julien?
Dee: Yes, I want to be with him now.
Joe:Who doesn’t?
King Julien is a nickname for your friend Julianne. Only her true friends call her King Julien. You wish you were close enough to Julianne to call her King Julien.
Julien is cool and doesn't need to do much for others to see him! Julien can be really nice unless you upset him, though his smiles go for miles! If you ever meet a King Julien then make sure to respect him because he deserves it! Not only is he hot, but he knows how to keep his cool. King Julien picks up all the girls so watch out!
A big boned beauty who has the moves playa playa, he'll be pulling a mud slide a tornado all the good good for his queen. He doesn't even care his little sisters in the room next door. He will baste that turkey on thanksgiving and stuff your stocking during Christmas. You will come home from a night with him looking like absolute hell but feeling like you've been touched by Jesus for even being in his presence.
-That King Julian from last night really showed me somethingnew I'll be crawling for days.
-Girl I can tell when you walked into the house, I thought he hit you with his car!
King Juliening someone refers to when you send someone a voice memo of yourself impersonating king Julien from madascar. This impersonation is exclusively when you are threatening to impregnate the recipient, referred to as Mort. A stock photo of King Julien is typically sent with the voice memo while the recipient usually responds with a message from “Mort” begging to be bred and an accompanying photo of Mort.
Dude, I’m King Juliening the homie tonight, it’s gonna be the most foul one yet.
(King Julien voice) “Mort, I am going to c*m Mort. You have been a bad little lemur boy Mort, it is time to be punished Mort. Daddy Julien is going to c*m in you to punish you Mort.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."