King Fisher

...is the most popular beer in India. It's also brewed there. Most foreign people tend to hate it, and wouldn't even use it to wash their butts.

Ranjit: Do you want to try some Indian beer? It's called King Fisher.
Hans: Yes sure.

Hans takes a sip, and spits it all out.
Hans: This is absolutely scheiße! German beer ftw.
Ranjit: madar chod

by meisterphiz October 7, 2011

king fisher bird

bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also

Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.

by JiiM November 5, 2003

Kingfisher

"Not the same as swallow". (JaneAnne's dictionary of onomatopoeic sexual terms - CGA press 2004).

A term used by Glaswegians to indicate that someone performing fellatio did not want to finish off by swallowing his or her partner's semen.

Haw Maw, did ye hear we Jimmy greetin' how Senga would only gie'im a kingfisher? Ungrateful bam.

by The Crimson Fish November 30, 2004

Kingfishers

Kingfishers are the best class

Yes i am in the kingfishers class

by Dhdud October 22, 2020

Kingfisher

A person adept at anal fisting to pull out a lost anal bead

That dude is a Kingfisher.

by naaaas December 17, 2020

The Kingfisher

A sexual position in which the male stands on the female's back and leans over the top of her head to bite her eyebrows. The male then moves his head vigorously back and forth as he holds onto her eyebrows with his teeth. This can be repeated as necessary until an orgasm is induced.

*Note: may also be a male
**The female must absolutely not be the king in this position. Women must always be the fish. An attempt to violate this will result in immediate castration.

"Mmmmm baby you ARE the king fisher!"

"Dude I saw my mom and dad doing this weird thing last night!..."

next morning..."uhhh what a night...wow, my eyebrows hurt....wait..FUCK! ALDIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KING ME WHILE IM DRUNK!!!!""Sorry baby, I couldn't resist the urge. Your eyebrows are just so..so tempting..and delectable..and i just wanna..i wanna..uuhhh god again!"

If you're looking to spice up your sex life in alternative, progressive, and green ways then the kingfisher is for you. Also, if you're having trouble pleasing your woman because you have needle dick syndrome, chode syndrome, have a small penis, or just suck at being a dude, then this is a cheap way to show your girl you know how to satisfy her.

Happy Fishin!

by IzaDoozMasta May 19, 2009

Kingfisher

A hole in the ground where numpty's go to process fish

Look at that fuckwit numpty - he must be off to Kingfisher

by Nizzle O'Reilly May 18, 2007