A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.
My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........
by Sleeplessfitz September 27, 2006
The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.
by Chi-Mo Henderson July 30, 2006
Someone who has weird obsession with ABBA music....Swedish Daddy, Ruler of all Dorks. Super dorky but some how managed to pull a COOL,sexy,clever,hilarious, and adorable spoiled brat as his Girlfriend.
Daddy:Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. wont somebody help me chase the shadows awaaaaaay!!!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
Baby: OH HAIL SWEDISH KING Dork!!
Daddy: WHOH WHOH WHOH WATERLOO!!
Baby: Swedish king Dork.....YOU ARE THE MAN!
by Qu33n Dork March 3, 2009