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When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.
Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"
Kinking by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019
1-To be totally game for a house party, ready and willing to get fucked up, and aching for some pussy.

2-To have completed whats happening above

3-To wanna get trashed/twisted, or to be trashed/twisted
1-After Jack got his ass chewed out by miss Krawiec at school, his nigger ass was kinking.

2-Pj muttered "Im kinking nigga" as he shit his pants in the bath tub

3-After winston helped mexicans for 8 hours, you best believe he be kinking.
Kinking by The orphan beater January 9, 2009

Kinking the hose 

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kanaking 

Verb. Canadian terminology. The act of a gentlemans balls slapping against the inside of his lady's thighs as they engage in sexual intercourse.
My boyfriend was doing me so hard his balls were in pain from kanaking so much.
Kanaking by Sexian September 13, 2016

Kingkingking 

You not king
Kingkingking is not you
Kingkingking by Cool king of comic December 11, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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