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when you are having a gay affair on your wife with a member of an opposing company
joe did a kimjoe on his wife
kimjoe by campbell gray January 23, 2024
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kimjongunphobia 

the fear that Kim Jong-un will nuke you
Many of us got diagnosed with kimjongunphobia when Kim Jong-un threatened to nuke the U.S.
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Kimjennie 

The hottest member in the girl-group called blackpink. Also the most hated group.. ugh fan behavior🙄🤚🏻
R: Ugh kimjennie is such a lazy bit-
L: *slaps* shush

R: omg why did u slap me
L: shouldn’t have said that hun
*plays how you like that and dances*

-another example-

Person1: Omg emily died
Person2: well maybe she wouldn’t if she stanned blackpink🙄🤚🏻( and followed @izz_runa on insta teehee)
Kimjennie by Blackpink stan November 15, 2020
Verb
1. To get beat down in a spectacular fashion.
2. To get knocked out in 14 seconds.
3. To get beat badly on national TV by the underdog after you had to get paid extra money to take the fight.
Kimbo Slice was Kimboed by Seth Petruzelli on EliteXC, on CBS
kimboed by Asassin169 January 19, 2009
Kimjohn is really a nice girl she is shy but a legend to she always hide there feelings she doesn't tell anyone about her feelings that she feel about them she is a cutest girl in there society .

She is nicest girl something she is confused about there decision she is a rude bit and she loves texting to others but hate the people who do late reply she always love everyone
Kimjohn is a sweet girl
Kimjohn by anonymous November 24, 2021
receiving any -job (hand, blow, foot, ear) in which one must finish themselves due to the giver of said -job getting too tired to finish.
fuck man, i was with this chick who had weak ass arms and couldn't finish me off. total kimjob.
Kimjob by mix macs philly April 11, 2010

kimjoshua 

Kimjoshua is in love, he is very loving and understanding. She's in love to someone named starts with letter C.
Kimjoshua loves her Baba.
kimjoshua by Aowmx June 7, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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