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the act of stealing from local torontonian stores with a 4% chance of getting caught
He Kimjen'd that food!
kimjen by Kimjen January 25, 2018
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/;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq 

The true ultimate sign of boredom. You have gone forward, backwards, up and down by this point. You have made it to the final spot. Congrats.
Bored Human: I've typed in everything... what should i type in now

Creative human: Why not type in /;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq?

Kimgenuinity 

The art of being genuine about Kim Dracula related puns.
Some people have so much Kimgenuinity.
Kimgenuinity by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;//;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

the ULTIMATE ULTIMATE stage of boredom. it is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;/ written again in reverse.
Me: Ugh I'm so bored I managed to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p;//;p.lo,kimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaqmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and search it.
Friend: ?!

kimjongunphobia 

the fear that Kim Jong-un will nuke you
Many of us got diagnosed with kimjongunphobia when Kim Jong-un threatened to nuke the U.S.

Kimjennie 

The hottest member in the girl-group called blackpink. Also the most hated group.. ugh fan behavior🙄🤚🏻
R: Ugh kimjennie is such a lazy bit-
L: *slaps* shush

R: omg why did u slap me
L: shouldn’t have said that hun
*plays how you like that and dances*

-another example-

Person1: Omg emily died
Person2: well maybe she wouldn’t if she stanned blackpink🙄🤚🏻( and followed @izz_runa on insta teehee)
Kimjennie by Blackpink stan November 15, 2020
Can be shortened to kmngo for MSN/AIM/Yahoo usage.

Originates from the Shayan Tribe, in Ukraine, the founder of paganism in the modern era was Volodimir Shayan, born in Lvov in 1908. He studied philosophy and Sanskrit. In 1934 he experienced a religious illumination on the mount Grekhit in Carpathian mountains. After the World War II Shayan settled in the United Kingdom, where he worked on his ideas. He died in 1974 in London. His influence can be found in the contemporary neo-pagan groups in Ukraine.

The word Kimengo was used many centuries ago to ask of ones emotions that day...in other words "how u doin!?"
1.
Hey babes, Kimengo?

2.
Nasim: And then he was like "Kimengo?" Stupid fatass! So then i just said "go shove your kimengo where the sun don't shine!"

Sophie: Right on sista! anyways, kimengo?

Nasim: I'm ok...updated my site today, www.muziqbunni.tk
Kimengo by Nasim and Sophie December 30, 2004
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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