killmeihavenolife

an author who tries to imagine that he didnt have sex with big bird. Trust me he did in fact find out why they call him big bird. Then he has huge orgies with chuck norris, daniel tosh, the band oasis, ron jeremy and an alien with a dick bigger than any dick you have ever seen (STOP LOOKIN AT DICKS YOU HOMO) then he gets gay with jesus. KILLMEIHAVENOLIFE IS A SPERM DUMPSTER