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Cooter Killer

When you are porking your girlfriend, you being on top her on the bottom, and you feel that special feeling like you have to blow a massive load. You quickly but skillfully go into a full fledged handstand and scream any word of your choice. We suggest; "Wooooo" or, "Hi-Yah!". Then as you are coming down, try your damnedest to get it back where you started. The success rate is very poor, but some manage to hit the love mitten. (95% miss, don't feel bad.) Finally, you kill the coot! Thus, the name being...DUN DUN DUN....The Cooter Killer.
CoReSaZ: With those free Trojans I got in the mail, man, I totally gave Fran the Cooter Killer!
B-Dizz: Right on!...Who in the hell is Fran?!
CoReSaZ: Sams mom :)...I wish :(

Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69

KillerCopter 

A copter that will murder you,
And also has lots of anxiety
KillerCopter is sleepy
KillerCopter by Kcopter October 14, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026