Kill Me Please 

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.

Kill me please!

Kill Me Please by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017

Kill Me Please 

When you are really embarrassed about something you say kill me please.

Person A- Oh my God he just saw you do that!

Person B- OMG KILL ME PLEASE!!!!!!

Kill Me Please by Imthatonegirl December 22, 2014

please kill me

something that someone says when they wanna die u feel

hey u guys i cant believe that just happened please kill me

please kill me by suspiciousleaf August 6, 2017

Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

Please kill me by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

Please kill me by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

God please kill me by sereklsj March 10, 2022

oh god please just kill me 

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

oh god please just kill me by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016