kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

kill kittens

"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

by You can't have my name. September 25, 2006

Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

kill+kittens

Everytime you masterbate, god kills a kitten.

Mikey was caught killing kittens to Porn on the net.

by Dustin Imports August 19, 2003

kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002