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A word used exclusively in Pembrokeshire, Wales. Refers to a thing/object which is rubbish, broken, or useless.
God, my watch is kift!
kift by Jack P Thomas November 4, 2006
Words you can keep
This is so Ellie, Ellie is kift
Kift by Ellieiskift January 18, 2023
Related Words
kift kifto kiftunk kifty
Lily cannot stop reading dark romance for the life of her. She's so kift.
kift by tintando December 4, 2024
Word that is used to describe somebody as an absolute spastic, retard, dephormed person or disabled in some way. Commonly used in Pembrokeshire.
Fuck off ya kifto!
Man, you are such a kifto boy.
Whats up with him? Dunno, I think he's kifted.
kifto by Rob McLean April 1, 2005
Isa a name and it means "raging homosexual", you can't say "I'm Kifty" its gotta be, "I'm a Kifty" and capitalize Kifty because its a name.
Damn I am a Kifty
kifty by KKMC[blend] March 7, 2022
stupid kiftunk
kiftunk by kiftunk hater June 30, 2022
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