kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded

I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.

by markhonci December 27, 2009

Hand Kid

A kid at my school that does these wierd things with his hands (he is NOT masturbating) and makes odd sound effects that consist of whooshing and exploding style noises. Most people theorize that he is pretending to act out a war between spaceships or between magical wizards. Hand Kid also does wierd stuff like hiss at people during lunch and in the halls or wear wierd hats shaped like cats and claim that they're dragons.

Dude! Hand Kid is doing the hand thing!

by Lord Bargon February 1, 2005

Handisnacks Kid

A person of lesser or limited mental capacity. Referencing the popular catchphrase of the late 1990s, “you gotta hand it to a Handisnacks Kid”, the act of “handing it to” a Handisnacks Kid refers to regularly providing the individual with cognitive assistance;a retard

Hey kids, can my boy swing with you?
Him?! He can pound sand!
Hold on man, we have to let him swing.
Why?!
Look at him. He’s a “Handisnacks Kid”. We’ll get in trouble if we don’t let him swing.

by Star_Index_Media March 28, 2022

Handful kid

A child who is mad and their rage can not be controlled because they are spoiled.

handful kid: @DerpTrolling Who the fuck plays on PS3s?

handful kid: @DerpTrolling nerd, get a life loser

handful kid: @xXHerseyBoyXx @DerpTrolling I can track down your phone number to your company address... You nerds gonna get raided.

ME: @TeamPill1 @DerpTrolling I made a comic for the handful kid, hes so mad. hes will going to go tell his mother.

by Handfulkidz January 4, 2014

Kidhandsome64

Kidhandsome64 is a big baller and is the world leader

Omg is that kidhandsome64!

by I praise kidhandsome March 6, 2019