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To begin or start, usually associated with an event of some description.

"What time does the party kick off, Mr Ben?"

kick off by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

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kick off

SCOTTISH: to become angry, aggressive or violent.

angus: Oh look here comes that tosspot findlay
dave:If he doesn't shut up I'm gonnae kick off

kick off by ferelach December 10, 2016

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kick off

to die. (euphemism)

Bob Hope kicks off at 100.

kick off by Anonymous August 13, 2003

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kick off

When fucking a girl from behind, preferably on a bear skin rug, at the point of climax one blows a whistle, signaling three or four friends to burst into the room and kick the girl in the face.

"Hey guys, thanks for helping out with the kick off last night. Best. Anniversary. Ever."

kick off by Oedipus Flex November 11, 2009

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kick off

Just a networking event

Are you coming to kick off?

kick off by anonymous December 26, 2023

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Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

Kick off glitch by KianNL February 3, 2018

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KICK OFF WEEKEND

Memorial Day Weekend - AN EXCUSE TO GET DRUNK AT 11 AM 3 days in a row.

KICK OFF WEEKEND

KICK OFF WEEKEND by BDONOVAN January 11, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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