kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.

Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...

kick assery by CreeperStash March 10, 2008

Scale of Kick-Assery 

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."

He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

Scale of Kick-Assery by Nathan Graves March 12, 2009

kick-asser 

I came up with this in the late '80's to describe someone who kicks ass. We were always like "man that is kick-ass." Then we progressed to "man you kick-asser!"

Man that dude is a kick-asser! Our team will always be a bunch of kick-assers!

kick-asser by docpete November 23, 2007

kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass

The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas

kickassery by Tommyk. May 30, 2008

kickassery

1). The act or ability to kick ass in enormous unbelievable ways.

2). of or having qualities of somethings like these:

I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass.

I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass.

I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass.

In accord on the level of kickassery, I wanted to hear it all the more.

kickassery by Terapol June 21, 2010

Kickassery Disease

A rare disease possessed by only people with extreme levels of kickass. People with this disease tend to kickass at all times, with rare moments of "being normal" when their body attempts to fight to fight the disease.

Tom: "That was pretty kickass, Jeff!"
Jeff: "I know, Tom, I have kickassery disease."

Kickassery Disease by KickassMike March 9, 2010

Kickassory

The art or form of kicking ass as defined by "ASK A NINJA" in video 73.

He was the master of Kickassory.

Kickassory by CARLS JUNIOR November 22, 2009