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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
kick assery by CreeperStash March 10, 2008

Scale of Kick-Assery 

An arbitrary scale defining the kick-assery of a person or group. The scale ranges from "- 100" to "+ 100."
He is a + 1 on the scale of kick-assery.

kickassery

How much ass something kicks, the magnitude of a person object or situation's kickass
The kickassery of chuck norris outweighs that of even ten highly trained ninjas
kickassery by Tommyk. May 30, 2008

Kickassedly Fucktardian 

Something so fucking horrible, that it has come round full circle to being awesome again.
Knight Rider and McGyver are kickassedly fucktardian.

Dude, your girl's personality is kickassedly fucktardian. It's so heinous that I cant help laughing at her.
Kickassedly Fucktardian by Joo-Bacca February 12, 2009

kickassery

1). The act or ability to kick ass in enormous unbelievable ways.

2). of or having qualities of somethings like these:

I can't read your mind. But I can kick your ass.

I can't be invisible. But I can kick your ass.

I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass.
In accord on the level of kickassery, I wanted to hear it all the more.
kickassery by Terapol June 21, 2010

Kickassyer 

Kick-Ass-ee-errr: When something is more kickass and awesome than something else, it is then called "kickassyer".
Person one: "Look at this gun. *shows picture of gun*"
Person two: "That's kickass."
Person one: "Look at my gun. *shows picture of another gun*"
Person two: "That's kickassyer."
Kickassyer by Tesu-chan ^.^ July 7, 2009