Khashoggi

To murder someone in a cruel and ruthless manner, and get away with it due to your power and stature

Becareful of visiting the Saudi Embassy, you might get khashoggied.

He threatened to khashoggi me, knowing full well he was above the law.

by MBS November 25, 2018

khashoggied

To threaten one with dismemberment and subsequently being carried out in pieces within multiple briefcases. Based on Saudi Arabian journalist, Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi and his suspected method of demise.

"Better watch your mouth Bruh... you're about to get khashoggied!!! "

by Chardimus October 16, 2018

Khashoggied

To make a person or thing disappear quickly and completely.

"My girlfriend wanted to use my computer, so I Khashoggied my browser history."

"I went home with her, had sex, and then Khashoggied"

by Zaggie October 20, 2018

khashoggi

to excuse a problematic friend's bad behavior because they are rich and give you shit you want

"Yo Dave's still going to the concert with John even after he cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Yeah John got the tickets and Dave's always been one to khashoggi."

by fmagnets October 14, 2018

khashoggied

When you get killed by your government as Jamal Khashoggi did.

Alexander Litvinenko got khashoggied.

by boxeatah December 4, 2019

Khashoggied

To be a Low Caste Journalist and get cut up and put in a suitcase like a 1970's Missing Teeth Motel Prostitute From all the Heroin.

P1: "Insert name of Random Press Commoner got Khashoggied."

P2: "Ehh, sorry I meant to say, eh, not so important."

by FactsDon'tCareAboutYourFeeling April 29, 2023