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khashoggi 

to excuse a problematic friend's bad behavior because they are rich and give you shit you want
"Yo Dave's still going to the concert with John even after he cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Yeah John got the tickets and Dave's always been one to khashoggi."
khashoggi by fmagnets October 13, 2018
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khashoggied 

To threaten one with dismemberment and subsequently being carried out in pieces within multiple briefcases. Based on Saudi Arabian journalist, Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi and his suspected method of demise.
"Better watch your mouth Bruh... you're about to get khashoggied!!! "
khashoggied by Chardimus October 16, 2018

Kashoggied 

To smash oneself to pieces using acid (LSD)
'Last night I took so much I was fucking Kashoggied'
Kashoggied by Buttscratcher 1000 November 10, 2018

Khashoggied 

To make a person or thing disappear quickly and completely.
"My girlfriend wanted to use my computer, so I Khashoggied my browser history."

"I went home with her, had sex, and then Khashoggied"
Khashoggied by Zaggie October 20, 2018

khashoggied 

When you get killed by your government as Jamal Khashoggi did.
Alexander Litvinenko got khashoggied.
khashoggied by boxeatah December 4, 2019

Khashoggied 

To be a Low Caste Journalist and get cut up and put in a suitcase like a 1970's Missing Teeth Motel Prostitute From all the Heroin.
P1: "Insert name of Random Press Commoner got Khashoggied."

P2: "Ehh, sorry I meant to say, eh, not so important."
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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