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khashoggied 

To threaten one with dismemberment and subsequently being carried out in pieces within multiple briefcases. Based on Saudi Arabian journalist, Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi and his suspected method of demise.
"Better watch your mouth Bruh... you're about to get khashoggied!!! "
khashoggied by Chardimus October 16, 2018
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Khashoggied 

To make a person or thing disappear quickly and completely.
"My girlfriend wanted to use my computer, so I Khashoggied my browser history."

"I went home with her, had sex, and then Khashoggied"
Khashoggied by Zaggie October 20, 2018

khashoggied 

When you get killed by your government as Jamal Khashoggi did.
Alexander Litvinenko got khashoggied.
khashoggied by boxeatah December 4, 2019

Khashoggied 

To be a Low Caste Journalist and get cut up and put in a suitcase like a 1970's Missing Teeth Motel Prostitute From all the Heroin.
P1: "Insert name of Random Press Commoner got Khashoggied."

P2: "Ehh, sorry I meant to say, eh, not so important."

kashiggled

Another way of saying “fucked up
“Dude, my car wont start. It’s kashiggled.”
kashiggled by AussieBoomBoomGuy August 7, 2024

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026