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A keyte is a person who is arrogant, selfish and a jerk. They are mostly stupid and incompetent and don't like any ideas but theirs. If our idea is good they will steal it and use it for himself. They will most likely try to suck you in and get free things from you if they try don't give them anything. A keyte is also a terrible person to know and everyone should stay away from them.
Person 1: OMG, do you know that guy?
Person 2: Ah no, he is such a keyte
Keyte by My pseudonym is [N] July 24, 2019
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019
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Keyten Keyte Keytease keyteched keytèe keytel Keytender keyter keyed keeter
Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.
she just keeted my whole shit.
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
One who is obsessive over a single person for a very long time.it useully involves fallowing the person and never actully makeing contact.
Yo did you here jake was ketteling Julia?
Ketteling by Dustbillx September 25, 2014
keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
oh my gosh, keaten is so nice and kind you HAVE to meet him
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009