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Dirty Kev 

An act where a man, that has at least an 8 inch penis, and a larger woman, over a size 18, perform a 69, with the woman on top. The man shoves his nose and tongue inside the woman's pink hole and then all over the woman's clit while 1 hand plays with the woman's g-spot and the other hand plays with the woman's big belly until the woman squirts all over the man's face. The woman sucks, licks and bites the man's penis until the man would cum inside the woman's mouth and then she would dribble it all over her boobs and they would lick it all off together while the man is still covered by the woman's squirt.
Man, "What do you want to do tonight love?"

Woman, "I want to feel very satisfied."

Man, "A Dirty Kev it is then."
Dirty Kev by Scotch Jock November 28, 2021
A Kev is the name given to the end of a joint, the small section left before the roach
forgetting you have the joint until its a kev

coming from the name of a legend of a brother who has sadly past recently, when we grew up in our small town this term seemed to stick in our friend group and my brother liked to travel so I know this term has already made it to Africa & Germany along with many many other places.... long story, he was some man.... I want to make him immortal, he will be missed
Did you just kev me, would you like a kev, did you just smoke that whole thing by yourself kev, ffs kev did you just kev me
Kev by you've been kev'd November 18, 2019
A ‘kev’ is the word used in South-England to describe a vape. Inspired by the long lost soldier, their head of year, Kev, who would take away vapes from the cool kids changing in the toilet. You would use the word ‘kevving’ when you are using the ‘kev’.
”I’m going for a kev”
“I’m going kevving”
“Allow us some tokes on your kev”
“I’ve been kevving so hard recently”

“Allow us a toke on your kev”
“Here you go”
“Is it 20mg?”
“Of course my kev has 20mg, 20mg or nothing”
Kev by original kev lord March 3, 2020

Kev Metcalfe 

Incredibly attractive, gifted, wise and good.
Wow! that person REALLY is Kev Metcalfe!
Kev Metcalfe by Adriana Lima May 23, 2004
Typically used on the island of Guernsey. This is mentioned when a bunch of 18-35 year old boy racers with modified Honda Civics and Ford Fiesta's meet at north beach car park and go around the island roads in a convoy, mainly at the speed of 35 miles per hour with a bunch of 14-17 year old girls in the car.
"oi shag, u up for a kev run tonight? i've added this 15 year old on Facebook and shes up for listening to my new exhaust lol"
Kev run by GuernseyLife October 17, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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