Kettledrums

When a women refers to her breast in a descrete manner
" Try being silent when some bloody great beast bites you in the kettledrums!"
by L. Linton August 24, 2018
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Cupids Kettledrums

An old timey British slang word for large voluptuous breasts, used primarily in the Shakespearean era where polygamy was normal among the elite aristocrats.
What ho, William! Did you fondle the wife's Cupids Kettledrums last night?

No, yesterday was Friday sure! I was raw dogging the mistress while eating out the housekeeper, of course!
by Lethargic Wrecker 194 May 22, 2021
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