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A Kareese is a fairy tale girl that exists in reality. Everything she does is genuine and although she won't admit it, she has the beauty to cast a spell over any man no matter how far the distance.

Her eyes are alluring and enchanting.
Her hair is demigoddessly.
Her smile is always warming and at times dangerously naughty.

You want to be bewitched by such a genuine girl. If you let the spell cast properly your life will have happiness and love in it guaranteed.
I can't believe Kareese likes me!!! This must be a dream.
Kareese by A_wise_man_once_said_Tacon December 17, 2020
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A Kerese is a loving, kind, and caring person. She get jealous easily, but its only if she really loves you. She's always there when you need someone to talk. She is the best kind of friend. She loves to try new things. If you're lucky enough to be in a relationship with a Karise, get ready for a wild ride (; Her love is everlasting. Don't reject a Kerese, you will regret it.
He's being treated right? Yeah he got a Kerese
kerese by Kyrese June 18, 2018
Damn he a fine brownskin nigga he about his money he might be a pretty boi but he will buss yah stuff
Kyreese o girl he so sexy
Kyreese by Gn jhjbun March 4, 2018

John Kreese'd 

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.
John Kreese'd by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006
Kyreese is a funny loyal nigga and if yhu try him he will buss ya stuff
Kyreese by Gn jhjbun March 4, 2018

keremsexual 

When you’re deeply in love with Kerem Bürsin and you’d let him rail you
someone: hey what’s your sexuality

me:oh i’m keremsexual
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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