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a harry kirchoff 

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years
"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"
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kerkhoff 

Keeper of the graves
A kerkhoff appeared while I sat at my brother's grave. He asked me if I wanted to see him again.
kerkhoff by jaleighkay April 22, 2016

kerchkoff 

A man with a small penis, some would even say tiny.
He's definitely a Kerchkoff, my friend said she had to get a magnifying glass to find his penis last night!
kerchkoff by infertile_duckling December 12, 2022
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026