kerchkoff 

A man with a small penis, some would even say tiny.

He's definitely a Kerchkoff, my friend said she had to get a magnifying glass to find his penis last night!

kerchkoff by infertile_duckling December 12, 2022

kirchhoff's loop rule

When 3 dudes penetrate each other in a circle, the cocks in must equal the cocks out.

Dude, want to see a proof of kirchhoff's loop rule?

kirchhoff's loop rule by SuccKing October 10, 2017

a harry kirchoff 

a sexual act peformed on a woman. the procedure of this is not known, but the objects needed consist of one bull african elephant, two baby chimpanzeez, and 5-7 trapeez artists. recovery from the performance of this takes two to four years

"I gave that girl a harry kirchoff"

a harry kirchoff by tennishomey200 March 27, 2009

kerchoff 

A bad bitch

She is such a shyane kerchoff

kerchoff by Badbittyshyy December 1, 2022

kerkhoff 

Keeper of the graves

A kerkhoff appeared while I sat at my brother's grave. He asked me if I wanted to see him again.

kerkhoff by jaleighkay April 22, 2016

kirchoff 

God, or something similar

I pray to Kirchoff

kirchoff by Theveninloveskirchoff April 3, 2017