kaztastrophe

An asexual person who is very anti social. He generally has a very high pitched voice and laughs a lot. Kaztastrophe's tend to be a grammar nazi and will identify mistakes in every writing. He is usually very BIG BONED and will drink your tea in real life. Sadly, most of the time some of his friends have abandoned him for six months.

That big Boned man looks like a Kaztastrophe his friends seem to be missing for 6 months and clicks the right button on imgur non stop.

by ayyyyylamo February 28, 2017

Kentastrophe

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.

Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.

by seejee May 12, 2015

kentastrophe

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.

Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

by dontcarepseudonym May 8, 2015

Kizzastrophe

Kizzing at a catastrophic level, a lie beyond redemption.

Person 1: No Kizzy my guy!

Person 2: Cap..

Person 1: On jahrizmo I swear, on my momma!

Person 2: This is a kizzastrophe 💀

by HMatzy November 8, 2022

Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.

"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."

by J.B. Rockafeller March 7, 2008

Katastrophyk

The cybernetic perfection created in cyberspace and uploaded into a geneticly enhanced body.

The fall of human-kind will be created from the hands of one creature, Katastrophyk.

by Katastrophyk October 11, 2006

katastrophic

A scene name usually people have on MySpace®.

Katastrophic is my scene name. (:

by KATastrophic™ April 14, 2008