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An asexual person who is very anti social. He generally has a very high pitched voice and laughs a lot. Kaztastrophe's tend to be a grammar nazi and will identify mistakes in every writing. He is usually very BIG BONED and will drink your tea in real life. Sadly, most of the time some of his friends have abandoned him for six months.

That big Boned man looks like a Kaztastrophe his friends seem to be missing for 6 months and clicks the right button on imgur non stop.

kaztastrophe by ayyyyylamo February 28, 2017

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Kentastrophe

an easily avoidable event resulting in great and often sudden damage or suffering caused by a person named Ken; a disaster caused by a person named Ken.

Ken tried to put a whole piece of cake in his mouth but caused a kentastrophe all over his shirt.

Kentastrophe by seejee May 12, 2015

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kaztastrophe • Katastrophe • kentastrophe • katastrophic • karmastrophe • katastrophie • katastrophix • Katastrophyk • Kathastrophe • Kizzastrophe

kentastrophe

When a person named Ken does something stupid and it results in a mess or accident.

Ken put his chicken salad sandwich in the toaster not realizing that he was creating a kentastrophe.

kentastrophe by dontcarepseudonym May 8, 2015

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Kizzastrophe

Kizzing at a catastrophic level, a lie beyond redemption.

Person 1: No Kizzy my guy!

Person 2: Cap..

Person 1: On jahrizmo I swear, on my momma!

Person 2: This is a kizzastrophe 💀

Kizzastrophe by HMatzy November 8, 2022

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Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.

"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."

Katastrophe by J.B. Rockafeller March 7, 2008

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Katastrophyk

The cybernetic perfection created in cyberspace and uploaded into a geneticly enhanced body.

The fall of human-kind will be created from the hands of one creature, Katastrophyk.

Katastrophyk by Katastrophyk October 11, 2006

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katastrophic

A scene name usually people have on MySpace®.

Katastrophic is my scene name. (:

katastrophic by KATastrophic™ April 14, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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