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kent otto 

kent otto is world renound soundcloud rapper, one day he'll be as big as post malone. he lives in his parents basement and religiously yells at his mother to make him his pb&j's and believes women are only good in the kitchen. he lives in carrol, new Hampshire. he wanted to drop out since preschool, because kent is too cool for school, except he is 29. he went to community college even though he claims harvard was blowing up his phone. he claims to have celebs sliding in his dms all day long. his main source of income is selling feet pics on the dark web.his latest Soundcloud rap is:
Tricycle zooming mind is booming
Industrial revolution I learned in middle school
I tried to drop out but my father said it was not cool
Tricycle fit on fleak
P'b and j don’t need no tweak
You ninja haters you weak
My mom says I'm unemployed but that’s okay I'm gonna hit it big one day
Everyone who says im not gonna hit it big
Your gonna regret saying that when im more popular then post malone
Im gonna be famous im gonna be rich
celebs blowing up my phone
they can't get enough of the kent meister
and iM OUT
wow kent. that was a really heartfelt rap. if you are graced with presence of kent otto in your life, you are a truly a blessed person indeed.
live laugh love kent otto.
kent otto by ava87985 February 22, 2021
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