kenrockne 

The act of getting a blowjob as you sit on a toilet -- taking a shit, all the while eating a steak and potatoes dinner with a tall glass of beer.

My bitch maxed out my credit cards, so I made her pay by giving me a kenrockne.

kenrockne by tsberg June 28, 2010

knockneed 

is short for (knock-kneed), ie: with knees comming together. which usually indicates old age and probably physical weakness.

he's an old knockneed man

knockneed by MiSs`UnDaZTood October 9, 2006