kelly clarkson

Born on April 24, 1982, Kelly Clarkson is the amazingly talented first American Idol Winner. Commenly known as "the girl next door" by her loveable, gunuine personality. Debut single, A Moment Like This, set Guiness Record for largest chart jump in history. Debut album, Thankful, is mulitplatinum.

"Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist."

by katieUSA11 September 12, 2004

kelly clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Oooooh Kelly yeah that's right stick it right there baby oooooohhh....

by Evster March 06, 2005

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 07, 2008

kelly clarkson

A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.

Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.

by Sam123456 May 16, 2007

kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 09, 2007

Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 07, 2003