Sticking your tongue in someone's butt and letting them fat on it making a kazoo sound
Tim got pinkeye after he brought home a girl and went kazooing.
by Kazooman May 17, 2018
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... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.
by Amanda <3 May 1, 2006
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a person who is flat and talks a lot
dylan: camryn is a fucking kazoo
payton: yea she’s rlly annoying
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1) A call or bird sound used to alert the dopeboys of the po po's imminent arrival.
2) A rallying call for all Italians across the world
3) A greeting used in certain parts of New York City
4) An individual in new york with both a similar name and likeness to the kazoo bird, also therefore, goes by the name "bird" and "gay bird, as well as "cossu"
"Kazoo, Kazoo"

"Oh yea, the Po Po is coming"

by Young Kuss the Don August 3, 2007
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During anal sex, the receiver farts onto the giver's condom-wrapped penis, making a sound similar to that of a kazoo.
Guy 1: Dude, I was banging this chick in the butt and she totally kazooed on my wang.

Guy 2: Can you stop talking about girls when I am having sex with you?
by Derrek Longass December 9, 2011
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He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.
by Brooke March 1, 2005
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A musical instrument that, when played, magically brings taunting, ridicule, verbal, and, in some cases, physical assault to the person playing it. The word "Kazoo" can also be used as another name for a tool, or person held in low regard.
"Spencer, please don't go into town with that kazoo of yours again - you know what happened the last time."
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.
by ASJarrell August 19, 2007
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